June 3, 2012 • 99,548 notes • the-vashta-nerada

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause I know you’re tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

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June 3, 2012 • 19,727 notes • coolguyhat

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June 3, 2012 • 50,020 notes • henwyly
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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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June 3, 2012 • 113 notes • a-million-times-over

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June 3, 2012 • 1,959 notes •

When your Mom says dinner is ready:

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June 3, 2012 • 12,386 notes • tastefullyoffensive
theawesomerone: heyidc: canadia-n: wuhduph0e: ily sounds about right<3 :’) also, pet polar bears and igloos are inspected daily so take good care

theawesomerone:

heyidc:

canadia-n:

wuhduph0e:

ily

sounds about right<3

:’)

also, pet polar bears and igloos are inspected daily so take good care

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June 3, 2012 • 15,014 notes • ruinedchildhood

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June 3, 2012 • 9,109 notes • princessdianafrances

mpearcee:

Hello Gran

it’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

June 3, 2012 • 8,453 notes • want-to-laugh

At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

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